The Pit of Doom!
Que pasa my peeps? (I think that means What’s Up….heheh). Been awhile..I know. I’ve been a busy girl. Guess what? I can crawl! YESSSS! Don’t believe me? Just check out the awesome video below of me in action. Daddy pretends like he doesn’t like it when I crawl, but I know he secretly loves it. He keeps mumbling something about his little girl growing up too fast. What a softy….hehe.
I must say life has been good. Unless of course you count the awful, dreadful Pit of Doom!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! See here’s the deal….my parents thought it would be oh so cute to let me play in this demonic contraption that grown-ups call a “pack and play”. Have you ever seen one of these torture devices? It’s nothing but a prison for babies that is both cruel and unusual! Despite my protesting, Mommy and Daddy keep putting me into the Pit of Doom to “play” in. Oh the horror! Don’t they love me?
OK, I’ll admit that every once in awhile when I’m in the pit I do get just a teeny distracted with all the really cool toys in there. Sometimes, I may even laugh a little while I’m in there. But don’t worry. It’s all an act. Believe me…I hate the Pit of Doom! As a matter of fact I am sending out a cry for help to all my faithful readers. Rescue me!
All I want to do is be free to crawl wherever I want and do whatever I want. Is that too much to ask? I’m almost 10 months old now and I think I deserve some trust from my parents. Can someone please talk some sense into them? I’ve tried countless times to ask Hank for help, but he just rolls his eyes and goes back to sleep. What kind of a dog is that? Man’s best friend indeed. He’s supposed to take care of me and save me from danger. What could be more dangerous than the Pit of Doom? I can’t talk about this anymore. It’s all just too horrible.
Anyway, like I said. Life is good. Here are some new videos for you and lots of cool pictures. Love ya peeps!
March 3, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Oh, poor, poor dear Madelyn!!!! Pops and I will rescue you from this horrible thing! We will just come get you and raise you ourselves!!!! Shame , shame, shame on your parents for their senseless torture of an innocent little cutie pie!!!! We thought they were treating you better than this! Guess they just put on an act when Pops, Uncle Zeebo and me!!!
All our love,
Tesa
March 3, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Dear Maddie,
I’m so sorry that your mean parents stick you in that horrible pit. We thought we raised your mother better than that. We never did anything like that to her. We’ll hurry over as soon as possible and rescue you . You’ll never see that old pit again as long as we’re there. We love your pictures! You sure are pretty. Hope to see you soon!
Love you, pops
March 3, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Oh no!!!!!!!!!! I’m so sorry you don’t like this pit of doom deal. Pops, Tessa, and Uncle Zeebo will rescue from this dreaded pit of doom.
We’ll train Hank to get you out of there when we’re not around too. Not to worry for a single minute anymore about that. We’ll take care of you sweet Madelyn.
Love your pictures and videos. Very cool! Your Daddy did a great job doing the videos
and taking the pictures of you.
Love you Madelyn! See you again real soon.